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<p class="dateline"> Mar. 2, 2010 (<a href="http://links.newstex.com/link?p=100550&c=24&s=BFME-0214-42471183&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b5media.com">b5media</a> delivered by Newstex) -- </p> <p>Okay so I have to admit that I don’t really watch any of those <strong>Kardashian shows</strong>…I watched maybe the first couple, but then I didn’t understand why I would want to keep watching more.  Soooo anyways, maybe it was explained on the show and I just missed it….but HOW THE HECK did this loser <strong>Scott Disick</strong> guy have a kid with <strong>Kourtney Kardashian</strong>????  Seriously!!??  Not that she’s the sharpest tool in the shed, but she is <strong>super duper hot</strong> and a <strong>mildly famous reality nitwit</strong>…so you’d think she’d have her choice of eligible bachelors.  And she chose to have a kid with THIS GUY?????</p> <p>I am soooo confused.  Can someone who watches the show please explain this to me?</p> <p>Not only does he have a ridiculous out-dated hairstyle and a yucky <strong>purple cardigan</strong> that wouldn’t even look good on a REAL hipster, he also seems waaay more interested in striking a pose than actually helping his baby mama WITH her baby get out of the car.  This guy just seems DREADFUL.</p> <p>Nice loafers.</p> <div id="attachment_6270" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://links.newstex.com/link?p=100550&c=24&s=BFME-0214-42471183&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bauergriffin.com"><img class="size-full wp-image-6270" title="100301P14_DISICK_B-GR_03" src="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/files/2010/03/100301P14_DISICK_B-GR_03.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="774" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Image: Bauer Griffin</p></div> <p>Post from: <a href="http://links.newstex.com/link?p=100550&c=24&s=BFME-0214-42471183&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.splendicity.com%2Fsnarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>

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